LongBone Library Faculty / Staff
Here at LongBone library, we only hire the best of the best!
So here's a list of our most humbly trained and self taught employees!
John Cockselley :
Ceritifed Liberator and Self Proclaimed liberal since 1976

Guayando Martino :
Self Taught sharp shooter and Child investigative Manager
professional STD enthusiast

Gupert Bigcockselley
Avid food critic / Child photographer, advocated for what happened in the United Kingdom on August 21st 2003

Street Hawk
Expert Sex Positioner/Volunteer, experimenting Pharmaseutiologist
and a practicing/studying Sexulomantology Mantologist

Brian Brolownley
Fourteen Year Old volunter, has been working
at the facility for 20 years
John Cockselley :
Ceritifed Liberator and Self Proclaimed liberal since 1976

Guayando Martino :
Self Taught sharp shooter and Child investigative Manager
professional STD enthusiast

Gupert Bigcockselley
Avid food critic / Child photographer, advocated for what happened in the United Kingdom on August 21st 2003

Street Hawk
Expert Sex Positioner/Volunteer, experimenting Pharmaseutiologist
and a practicing/studying Sexulomantology Mantologist

Brian Brolownley
Fourteen Year Old volunter, has been working
at the facility for 20 years

